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By Andy Stanton, David Tazzyman

Author note: David Tazzyman (Illustrator)
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The starting of a unusual, wacky, one in one million sequence concerning the plight of the actually nasty Mr Gum and a loopy solid of characters—a go among Roald Dahl and Monty Python

Mr Gum is a really nasty previous guy. He's a whole horror who hates little ones, animals, enjoyable, and corn at the cob. This book's all approximately him. And an offended fairy who lives in his bath. And Jake the puppy, and a bit woman named Polly, and an evil, pungent butcher all lined in guts. And there are heroes and candies and adventures and every little thing.

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Direction there wasn’t. All he may well locate used to be a rotten turnip, a dried-up mushroom and a sock jam-packed with stale crisps. So off he headed into city. He used to be in a dirty temper and as he walked alongside he muttered to himself. ‘Shabba me whiskers,’ he muttered. ‘Who’d’ve concept poisoning that silly whopper puppy might be such exertions? What a hassle all of it is. ’ there has been a bit woman enjoying within the hedge as Mr Gum walked by way of and he or she heard what he acknowledged and grew alarmed. ‘What’s outdated Mr Gum during the past with speak of poisoning whopper canines? ’ stated the little lady to herself. ‘What whopper puppy can he suggest? ’ She ran via an inventory of the entire whopper canine that she knew. It didn’t take lengthy simply because she merely knew one – Jake, that giant loveable golden outdated hound. ‘No! ’ she cried. ‘No! I won’t allow it occur! I loves that puppy, be careful cos it’s actual! I loves him and what’s extra, that puppy stored my lifestyles as soon as and now I’m no longer gonna stand via taking part in in a hedge whereas that previous grizzler flippin’ poisons him to loss of life and destruction! No means, says I! I’ll cease him, that’s what I’ll do! ’ Now this little girl’s identify used to be Jammy Grammy Lammy F’Huppa F’Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C’Yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir, yet her pals simply known as her Polly. you'll have to make up your brain now even if you're her good friend. while you are, then you definitely can name her Polly too. but when you're not, then at any time when you notice the identify ‘Polly’ during this tale, on your head you'll have to say ‘Jammy Grammy Lammy F’Huppa F’Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C’Yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir’ in its place. for example, she’s approximately to move working down a hill, like this: Polly went racing down the hill like a runaway marble. Now if you’re her pal, then don’t fear approximately it. but when you’re now not her buddy you'll have to learn it like this: Jammy Grammy Lammy F’Huppa F’Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C’Yepp Nermonica Le Straypek De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir went racing down the hill like a runaway marble. most folks in Lamonic Bibber selected to be Polly’s pal for the sake of time and comfort. fortunately although, Polly used to be a lady worthy liking. She was once 9 years previous, with wonderful sandy hair like a cat’s daydream and a grin as satisfied because the financial institution of britain. And while she laughed the daylight went splashing off her beautiful tooth like diamonds looking for experience. So Polly went racing down the hill like a runaway marble, decided to discover Jake the puppy prior to he fell sufferer to Mr Gum’s evil scheme. She didn’t comprehend precisely what the previous guy had in brain, yet she knew her monstrous good friend was once in hassle. She ran previous the Olde interest shoppe after which ran again simply because she used to be curious to determine what was once within. Then she remembered the chance Jake was once in and persisted on her manner. She ran previous a dustbin packed with garbage after which one other one choked with garbage after which one other one jam-packed with garbage after which one other one choked with princesses.

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