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By Roald Dahl

A set of irreverant rhymes that includes characters from fairy stories, fables and nursery rhymes - as you've gotten by no means obvious them prior to! From the tortoise and the hare and Hansel and Gretel to Ali Baba and Aladdin, those conventional tales won't ever look an identical back after you have had a style of Roald Dahl's hilarious verse and Quentin Blake's certainly energetic illustrations. an artistic assortment for older youngsters and adults alike, Rhyme Stew bubbles over with Roald Dahl's awesome humour and mind's eye.

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