By Adam Carolla
Imagine an international the place New York Times bestselling writer, comic, actor, tv, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the USA. Can’t do it? You don’t need to! Adam has performed it for you!
Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his certain, yet consistently humorous global view in his New York Times bestseller In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks—but he’s now not done.
In President Me, Carolla stocks his imaginative and prescient for a unique, greater the USA loose from mammoth concerns like tremendous executive all the way down to small difficulties like lodge alarm clock placement. working on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla demands a go back to the values of an prior time whilst stew and casserole have been on each dinner desk and there have been no “service canines” on airplanes. President Me hits correct on the center of what makes our state particularly demanding, and provides a plan to make all of our lives, yet regularly Adam’s, a lot better.
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