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By Dan Gutman

Whatever bizarre goes on!

Miss Small, the health club instructor, is instructing A.J., Andrea, and the crowd to juggle scarves, stability feathers, and do the bird Dance! is that this any strategy to remain healthy? no matter what occurred to dodgeball?

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We couldn’t think it. That was once just like the stupidest factor anyone ever stated within the historical past of the realm. “Fizz Ed is fitness center type, dumbhead! ” I informed Emily. “Everybody is aware that. ” Emily appeared all disillusioned like she was once going to begin crying. That lady cries at any previous factor. “A. J.! ” pass over Daisy stated along with her suggest face. “Hold your tongue! ” “Okay. ” So I caught out my tongue and held onto it. every person laughed. good, every person yet Emily and pass over Daisy. the entire classification covered up in dimension order so leave out Daisy may stroll us over to the fitness center, that's all of the means on the different finish of the college. Ryan used to be the road chief. “I wager pass over Small will allow us to play soccer and baseball and hockey and dodgeball,” Michael whispered to me as we walked. Michael and Ryan are marvelous at activities. They’re the simplest athletes within the moment grade. “Sports are cool,” I acknowledged. “Except for curling,” acknowledged Michael. “That’s simply dumb. ” “That’s now not even a sport,” I acknowledged. “Curling is what women do to their hair. ” This lady with curly brown hair named Andrea younger should have heard me, simply because she laughed even if I didn’t say whatever humorous. “Curling is simply too a sport,” she stated. “I observed it in a publication concerning the Olympics. They take this colossal rock and slide it down the ice whereas anyone sweeps the ice in entrance of it with a brush. ” Andrea thinks she is so clever. She most likely is going domestic after tuition and reads the dictionary for enjoyable. That approach she will be able to brag approximately how a lot she is familiar with. “You don’t comprehend something approximately sports,” I instructed Andrea. “Do too,” Andrea stated again at me. “I take a dance classification each day after tuition. I’m studying ballet, jazz, faucet, hip-hop, and clog dancing. ” Andrea is a type of young children who takes classes in every thing. All she has to do is sneeze and her mom most likely indicators her up for sneezing classes. “Dancing isn't a sport,” I stated. “Dancing is dumb. ” “A little much less chitchatting within the corridor, please,” stated leave out Daisy as we walked to the health club. “Do we actually need to visit Fizz Ed, omit Daisy? ” requested Andrea. “Isn’t it extra very important for us to profit studying, writing, and mathematics? ” “Strong brain, powerful body,” acknowledged leave out Daisy. Ha-ha-ha! Smarty-pants Andrea younger used to be gonna to need to do anything she didn’t like for a metamorphosis. She wouldn’t be the simplest within the classification for a transformation. Welcome to my global, Andrea! I couldn’t wait to overcome Andrea at basketball. Beat her at baseball. Beat her at soccer. This was once going to be the best day in my lifestyles! Andrea younger most likely doesn’t even recognize the adaptation among a soccer and a footprint. eventually, after strolling a couple of hundred miles, we reached the health club. It’s this gigantic room with a basketball hoop at every one finish. “Miss Small? ” referred to as leave out Daisy. “Are you right here? ” no one responded, yet there has been an echo within the fitness center so shall we pay attention pass over Daisy’s phrases again and again once they bounced off the partitions. “Miss Small? …Miss Small? …Miss Small? …Miss Small? …Are you the following? …Are you the following? …Are you right here? ” It was once cool. “Hello! ” I yelled. The gymnasium yelled again, “Hello! …Hello! …Hello! …Hello! …Hello! ” “Echo! ” yelled Michael.

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