Category: Humor

Download E-books The Case of the Weird Blue Chicken: The Next Misadventure (The Chicken Squad) PDF

By Doreen Cronin

The poultry Squad is again for his or her moment (mis)adventure, and this time they’re fixing the secret of a kidnapped…HOUSE? A hilarious, “easy to learn” (Booklist) bankruptcy publication from the bestselling writer of Click, Clack, Moo and The difficulty with Chickens.

Dirt, Sugar, Sweetie, and Poppy are the 4 contributors of The fowl Squad, and enterprise is booming. a unusual blue fowl has simply flown into poultry Squad headquarters squawking on a few house-napper (yes, house-napper), and it's once more as much as the squad to discover who's as much as no strong. yet there's something NUTS approximately this tale that the squad can’t particularly placed their feather on…and oh, brother, is it key to fixing the case!

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Download E-books Hunches in Bunches (Classic Seuss) PDF

By Dr. Seuss

What’s someone to do while there's so a lot to do? Dr. Seuss provides his signature spin to the age-old trouble of indecisiveness in his rhyming picture-book vintage Hunches in Bunches. move outdoors, play games, consume a pizza, do homework? even if you've got a “four-way hunch,” a “nowhere hunch,” or an “up hunch,” Dr. Seuss and his unmistakable extraordinary recommendation will make sure that readers of every age won’t get “ga-fluppted.”

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Download E-books The Missing Golden Ticket and Other Splendiferous Secrets PDF

By Roald Dahl

Secrets and surprises from Roald Dahl!

Feast your eyes on a mystery! among those covers is a long-lost chapter—and the unique ending—from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and different scrumptious never-before-seen tidbits from Mr. Wonka's manufacturing facility. Then slip into a few tasty stories from Roald Dahl's existence to find extra concerning the world's No. 1 storyteller. No Roald Dahl assortment is whole with no this splendiferous deal with!

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Download E-books Dirty Library: Twisted Children's Classics and Folked-Up Fairy Tales PDF

By Mary Dauterman, Peter Antosh


Based at the renowned weblog of an identical identify, Dirty Library reimagines forty five vintage children’s books and offers them a delightfully raunchy and hilarious new spin.

Titles contain: the place the women long gone Wild issues Are • Handjob and Gretel • Puss in Booze • if you happen to provide a Mouse a Roofie • Are You My child Daddy? • and more!

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Download E-books Uncle John's Bathroom Reader Christmas Collection PDF

By Bathroom Readers' Institute

Only one publication will do whilst St. Nick’s at the move: the hot Uncle John's toilet Reader Christmas Collection. crammed like a Christmas goose, this publication is jam-packed with enjoyable proof and merry myths approximately Santa himself, the culture of Christmas stockings, the purple Nosed Reindeer’s unique identify (Rollo!), and the place St. Nicholas’s hands are on exhibit (Antalya, Turkey). these looking reduction from unending vacation festivities can experience stories of rampaging Santas, the parable of “No meeting required,” Christmas failures, and lutefisk. Articles comprise Why Do They Spell It X-mas?, Christmas global files, top how you can hold Your Christmas Politically right, famous person Christmas current want checklist, and more.

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Download E-books Making History PDF

By Stephen Fry

Stephen Fry tackles trade historical past, asking: What if Hitler had by no means been born?
Michael younger is a graduate scholar at Cambridge who's finishing his dissertation at the adolescence of Adolf Hitler. Leo Zuckerman is an getting older German physicist and Holocaust survivor. jointly they idealistically embark on an test to alter the process background. And with their luck is introduced a courageous new global that's in many ways higher than ours—but in such a lot methods even worse. Fry’s sci-fi-tinged scan in background makes for an bold and deeply affecting novel.

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Download E-books The Book of Useless Information PDF

By Noel Botham

What you'll so cavalierly name lifeless details may possibly end up worthwhile to another person. even so, might be now not. yet to The dead info Society, any proven fact that passes its gasp-inducing, not-a-lot-of-people-know-that attempt benefits inclusion during this interesting yet finally lifeless book...

 Did you recognize (or do you care)...

• That fish scales are used to make lipstick?
• Why equipped crime money owed for ten percentage of the United States’s annual income?
• The identify of the 1st CD pressed within the United States?
• The final yr that may be written upside-down or correct side-up and seem the same?
• The shortest functionality ever nominated for an Oscar®?
• How a lot Elvis weighed on the time of his death?
• What the fits in a deck of playing cards represent?
• what number zone Pounders could be made up of one cow?
• How fascinating dead info can be?

The booklet of dead Information solutions those teasers and is full of proof and figures that would captivate you—and an individual who stocks your pleasure within the pursuit of unnecessary knowledge.

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Download E-books in Woolen Bikinis PDF

By Catherine Dougherty

All ladies desire their very own basic Pleasures . . .

Jean and Rosie are interested by a brand new event together—one they’re either excited about—and they’ll introduce you to a couple attention-grabbing characters alongside the best way.

whereas Jean is additionally busy facing quite a few guy concerns, her ally, Rosie, has lots of problems with her personal: she’s dealing with empty nest syndrome, her husband is convalescing from center surgical procedure, and she’s eventually ready to resolve a deep, darkish mystery from her previous. Then, there’s the unforeseen information that can shatter her optimism and religion.

In Woolen Bikinis is an interesting tale concerning the unpredictable twists and turns that could occur in any woman’s lifestyles, in addition to a robust friendship, one Jean and Rosie are lucky to have, which can aid hold one via.

It’s additionally approximately basic Pleasures, lots of them (like woolen bikinis).

Be ready to be thrilled!

Praise for in Woolen Bikinis:

"Once back, writer Catherine Dougherty publications us on a superb trip throughout the lives of her characters, Jean and Rosie, as they enjoy the rollercoaster journey of friendship. In Woolen Bikinis is a humorous and heartfelt tale of top buddies, who regardless of their transformations, interact to beat the demanding situations that mid-life throws them—reminding us simply how vital most sensible buddies fairly are."
—Chris Stralyn, writer of This Time You Lose

"In this artfully written sequel to in Polyester Pajamas, Catherine Dougherty skillfully strengthens the endearing friendship of the 2 valuable protagonists, Rosie and Jean, in order that the reader can not help yet turn into immersed of their lives. I hugely suggest this ebook, and as Roger Ebert could have stated, "A tremendous thumbs up for this author.”
—James Novak, writer of Ora’s Boy

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Download E-books QI: The Book of General Ignorance - The Noticeably Stouter Edition (Qi: Book of General Ignorance) PDF

By John Lloyd, John Mitchinson

An integral compendium of renowned misconceptions, misunderstandings and customary errors culled from the hit BBC convey, QI.

From the bestselling authors of The publication of common Ignorance comes a significantly stouter version, with 26% additional proof and figures excellent for minutiae, pub quiz and common wisdom fans. The QI group units out back to teach you lot of what you're thinking that you recognize is wrong.

If, like Alan Davies, you continue to imagine the Henry VIII had six better halves, the earth has just one moon, that George Washington used to be the 1st president of the united states, that Bangkok is the capital of Thailand, that the most important dwelling factor is a blue whale, that Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, that whisky and bagpipes come from Scotland or that Mount Everest is the world's tallest mountain, then there are at the very least two hundred explanation why this can be the publication for you.

The researchers at QI have written many bestselling books together with such titles as The QI publication of basic Ignorance and 1,277 proof To Blow Your Socks Off. They now current a extensively stouter version, an critical guide for minutiae enthusiasts, pub quiz fanatics and normal wisdom specialists alike.

And consider - every thing you think that you recognize remains to be wrong.

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Download E-books The Moaning of Life: The Worldly Wisdom of Karl Pilkington PDF

By Karl Pilkington

Karl Pilkington is again at the highway, and this time he is on a trip of self-discovery, in The Moaning of Life, the follow-up to An fool Abroad

Karl Pilkington is 40 years previous. he isn't married, he does not have children, and he has a activity the place he is referred to as an "idiot." it is time for him to take inventory and stand up to life's mammoth question—what does it all
mean? Karl is not any stranger to go back and forth, and now he is off on a sequence of madcap adventures around the world to determine how different cultures technique life's tremendous concerns. touring from far-flung tribes to high-tech towns, Karl stories every thing from a drive-through marriage ceremony in Las Vegas to a vocational topic park in Japan. He meets a bunch of individuals in Mexico who locate happiness via ache, attends a clowning tuition in l. a., or even encounters a girl in Bali who we could him aid convey her child. Have his stories replaced him? discover during this hilarious new ebook the place Karl stocks his tales and critiques in his inimitable style.

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