Category: Humor

Download E-books Pricksongs & Descants (Penguin Modern Classics) PDF

By Robert Coover

In his carnivalesque and riotously artistic Pricksongs & Descants Robert Coover remakes previous tales: of purple using Hood, Hansel and Gretel, and sweetness (who married her Beast and spends a life-time anguish his pup stink). And he reshapes his personal: a guy makes repeating, re-imagined trips in an place of work elevator (while his fellow riders taunt and tempt him), and within the seminal, fractal 'The Babysitter' each second in one evening is performed and replayed, each wish and probability of intercourse and violence performed and undone. Coover's darkish, wilfil, comedian mind's eye revels brilliantly in contradictions, a grasp of chaos.

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Download E-books The Horatio Stubbs Trilogy PDF

For the 1st time ever all 3 Horatio Stubbs novels in a single volume.

An omnibus version of the groundbreaking intercourse comedies that jointly shape the Horatio Stubbs Trilogy.

Following our hero from schoolboy via to soldier and directly to his 40s, those books have been hugely stunning once they have been first released within the Seventies yet are actually considered as landmark novels.

Contains The Hand-Reared Boy, A Soldier Erect and A impolite Awakening.

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Download E-books Back and Deader Than Ever (Monster High, Book 4) PDF

By Lisi Harrison

The RADs are loose and Draculaura (Lala) is flashing her fangs with satisfaction. but if Daddy Drac will pay her a shock stopover at every thing is going batty. Mr. D. thinks RADs must have their very own tuition, yet Lala isn't able to hand over the rights they fought so tough for.
It's father opposed to daughter in a conflict for Salem's pupil physique. regardless of the various demanding situations, Lala is set to avoid wasting Merston excessive. yet she could die two times whereas attempting.

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Download E-books The Complete Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five (UK Edition) PDF

By Douglas Adams

British edition

On 12 October 1979 the main outstanding publication ever to come back out of the nice publishing agencies of Ursa Minor (and Earth) was once made to be had to humanity. This was once after all The Hitchiker’s advisor to the Galaxy. yet this used to be only the start. We the adventures of hapless protagonist, Arthur Dent and his alien side-kick, Ford Prefect, throughout a trilogy of 5 books: The Hitchhikers advisor to the Galaxy sequence. And this merry spacewagon, that includes a flying couch, a Paranoid Android, a gift-wrapped fishbowl, bathtub towels and masses else along with, grew to become an quick classic.

Now, for the 1st time, we're publishing all 5 books within the Hitchhiker's sequence, as an booklet omnibus.

Praise for The Hitchhiker’s consultant to the Galaxy series

‘It replaced my complete existence. It’s actually out of this world’ Tom Baker

‘Really exciting and fun’ Michael Palin

‘It is humorous and humorous in each approach . . . it's the type of humour which vegetation up at times and instantly locate its personal point, its personal audience’ day-by-day Telegraph

‘Indispensable analyzing for psychological hitch-hikers who are looking to thumb a boost out of the ruts of orthodox proposal . . .science fiction that's very intelligently a laugh, or very amusingly intelligent’ day-by-day Mail

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Download E-books Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit (Jeeves, Book 11) PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

Enthusiasts of P. G. Wodehouse's comedian genius are legion, and their devotion to his masterful command of the hilarity borders on an obsession.

In Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit, Bertie is in it as much as his neck while a wonderfully risk free stopover at to Aunt Dahlia at Brinkley courtroom reveals him engaged and beleaguered on both sides, and purely Jeeves can shop the day.

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Download E-books City of Thieves: A Novel PDF

By David Benioff

From the seriously acclaimed writer of The twenty fifth Hour, a charming novel approximately battle, braveness, survival — and a notable friendship that ripples throughout a lifetime.

in the course of the Nazis’ brutal siege of Leningrad, Lev Beniov is arrested for looting and thrown into an identical mobile as a good-looking deserter named Kolya. rather than being performed, Lev and Kolya are given a shot at saving their very own lives by way of complying with an outrageous directive: safe a dozen eggs for a robust Soviet colonel to exploit in his daughter’s marriage ceremony cake. In a urban bring to an end from all offers and agony incredible deprivation, Lev and Kolya embark on a hunt throughout the dire lawlessness of Leningrad and in the back of enemy strains to discover the impossible.

through turns insightful and humorous, exciting and terrifying, City of Thieves is a gripping, cinematic international warfare II event and an intimate coming-of-age tale with an completely modern believe for the way boys turn into men.

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Download E-books Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck PDF

By Amy Alkon

"Miss Manners with Fangs." —LA Weekly

We reside in an international that’s very diverse from the only during which Emily put up got here of age. many people who're great (but who additionally occasionally say "f*ck") are usually at a loss for directions approximately how one can be a great one that bargains successfully with the expanding onslaught of rudeness all of us come upon. to steer us out of the miasma of recent mannerlessness, science-based and bitingly humorous syndicated recommendation columnist Amy Alkon rips the doily off the manners style and provides us a brand new algorithm for our twenty-first century lives.

With wit, type, and a touch of snark, Alkon explains that we now stay in societies too great for our brains, missing the restrictions on undesirable habit that we had within the small bands we advanced in. Alkon exhibits us how we will reimpose these constraints, how we will be able to stay away from being one of many impolite, and the way to face as much as those people who are. Foregoing prissy suggestion on which utensil to exploit, Alkon solutions the twenty-first century’s such a lot burning questions on manners, including:
* Why do many folks, specially these below 40, now locate spontaneous mobile calls rude?
* What are you able to tape for your mailbox to prevent puppy walkers from letting their pooch violate your lawn?
* How do you close up up the man within the pharmacy line along with his mobilephone on speaker?
* What small reward in your new acquaintances may possibly lead them to consider carefully approximately enjoying Metallica at three a.m.?

Combining technological know-how with greater than a marginally of humor, sturdy Manners for great those who occasionally Say F*ck is destined to offer stable previous Emily a shove off the etiquette shelf (if that’s no longer too impolite to say).

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Download E-books The Flying Sorcerers PDF

By Larry Niven, David Gerrold

This humorous and insightful technological know-how fiction vintage introduces Shoogar, the best wizard ever identified in his village. His spells can strike terror within the hearts of even his strongest enemies. however the enemy he faces now could be like none he has ever noticeable sooner than. The stranger has come from nowhere and is blind to even the main easy rules of magic. however the stranger has an extremely strong magic of his personal. there isn't any room in Shoogar’s international for an interloper whose powers fit his personal, not to mention one whose powers may possibly exceed his. So sooner than the blue solar can move the face of the crimson solar once again, Shoogar will express this stranger simply who's boss.

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Download E-books You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl: Observations on Life from the Shallow End of the Pool PDF

By Celia Rivenbark

From the bestselling, award-winning writer of You cannot Drink All Day in the event you do not begin within the Morning, comes one other choice of hilarious observations that would resonate with girls, moms, and girlfriends in all places

In her latest wickedly irreverent humor assortment, Celia Rivenbark cracks up whereas getting her downward dealing with puppy on, pines for a global within which each mother will get to act like Betty Draper and wonders why everybody's so fascinated with the technology reasonable while there aren't even any rides. In it you can find essays on such subject matters as:
- Menopause Spurs concepts of dying and Turkey
- I Dreamed a Dream That My Lashes have been Long
- Twitter Woes: i have lots of Characters, simply No Character
- motion picture To-Do record: cook dinner Like Julia, undertake fairly immense child
- Charlie Bit Your Finger? strong!
- And different concepts at the virus that's YouTube
- and masses extra!

And even more! For any girl who longs for the great previous days while Jane Fonda in legwarmers was once the one person who observed you workout, you do not SWEAT a lot FOR A fats woman is convenience foodstuff in e-book form.

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Download E-books Blueprint for Disaster: A Get Fuzzy Collection PDF

By Darby Conley

You need to ask yourself what sort of pets cartoonist Darby Conley had as a toddler. in the event that they have been something like Bucky Katt and Satchel Pooch. . . good, existence within the Conley condominium should have been fascinating to claim the least. The wacky triumvirate of Bucky, Satchel, and Rob are again during this Get Fuzzy collection,
Rob Wilco is the mild-mannered advert govt caretaker of Bucky and Satchel. Satchel is a candy and naïve shar-pei-yellow-Lab move, whereas Bucky is a Siamese with "cat-titude" to spare. Bucky and Satchel get alongside like, good, like cats and canine. Like a beleaguered mother or father, Rob continually needs to thwart Bucky's schemes and shield the unsuspecting Satchel. His pets' mischief regularly disrupts his makes an attempt to satisfy ladies. you are attempting explaining in your date why your cat thinks he is a gangsta rapper and your puppy is filming his ";crib" for MTV. could somebody stay with people who behaved like this?

Bitingly humorous with a wry experience of the absurdity of lifestyles with pets, Get Fuzzy appeals to every person who has ever lived in a mixed-species loved ones.

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